A Moving Experience

A Moving Experience

Summary: Ah, the joys of sending your child out to his or her own apartment. This scenario will be a humorous reminder to a few of you.

humor, moving, teens

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Ive found a cool apartment! Okay, okayso its not perfect. Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I cant afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of Raid?

I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You dont have one? Why not? Do you want one? Ill help you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess Id better call the truck rental places. What do you mean$PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!

While Im on the phone Ill call the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I havent used your services before. No, I dont have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $ deposit? For EACH? Holy cowdo you people have a license to steal?

Daddy, I need $ for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? DaaaaadI NEED my TV!

Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. NahI have my bed. Thatll be good enough. I dont need a table; Ill just use this box.

Renters Insurance? I dont think so! What do I have to insure?

Just got my first phone call! Id love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because its too far to walk to work, thats why. Umm, Daddytheres car insurance too! Thanks, Dadyoure the best! And gas? I didnt think so

Time for dinner. Lets look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!

Uhhh, Mom?