Clues Your Partner Is Having An Affair

Some of these signs of a cheating spouse are "tongue in cheek" while others are tell tale signs that commonly appear with a cheating husband or cheating wife. There is no copyright. Feel free to forward to those who might be interested. But please don't change anything. Signs of a Cheating Spouse: ) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you've had a vasectomy. ) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.) ) Your cheating husband or wife stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you. ) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it. ) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard. ) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program. ) She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know. ) He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office. ) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill. ) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID. ) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate. ) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt. ) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?" ) He buys himself new underwear. ) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car. ) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring. ) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry. ) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back. ) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques. ) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you. ) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often. ) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub. ) Picks fights in order to stomp out of the house. ) You find out by accident he or she took vacation day or personal time off from work - but supposedly worked on those days. ) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music. ) Spouse's co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence. ) Has a sudden preoccupation with his or her appearance. ) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after you have gone to bed. ) He throws up a lot because he just ate at his mistress's house and had to eat the dinner you prepared when he got home. ) Your spouse is away from home, either nights or on trips, more than previously. ) His/her clothes smell of an unfamiliar perfume or after-shave. You see lipstick on your husband's shirt. ) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off. ) You find items of intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give your spouse. ) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is "touchy" and easily moved to anger. ) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice. ) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home. ) Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right. ) He/she has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the home. ) She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly. ) She has a "glow" about her. ) Atypical erratic behavior. ) He sneaks out of the house. ) She sleeps with her purse by the bed. ) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home hours later. ) He tells you that you can get hold of him at a different telephone number. ) The telltale sign of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question in the first place.