Top Signs That You Have An Anger Problem

. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you start the car. . There are more holes in the walls of your house than there are craters on the moon. . You thought the movie Natural Born Killers was a documentary. . You joined the Beer & Gun Club. . Your definition of Anger Management is managing to program the VCR without throwing it across the room first. . Your bumper sticker reads: Hows My Driving? Call --EAT-SH%T ext. AND-DIE. . You were banned from the Beer & Gun Club. . The bulging vein in your forehead pulsates to the beat of La Cucaracha. . Your idea of a relaxing evening is to kick back with a case of beer and watch the glow of the bug zapper. . Your list of people to get back at is longer than your tax return.