Why

Why

Summary: Why do some things happen the way they do. Here, I point out some of the unique conundrums existing on earth.

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Article Body: Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life.

Should I begin? Ok, here I go:

) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with wolves in the jungle?

) Why does glue not stick to the insides of the tube or can that it comes in?

) Why do they use sterile injections when executing someone who is condemned to death?

) Why do we press down harder and harder or the remote controls even though we know that the batteries are low?

) Why is it that when someone hits us in the ankles with his supermarket trolley and then appologizes, do we say that everything is ok? I mean, things are not really fine. Why is it that we do not say that it hurts?

) Why is it that whatever the color of the bath soap, the bubbles are always white?

) Why is it that you will never find a day when mattresses are not on sale?

) Why is it that online casinos always offer big prize money for their tournaments but never reveal the real name of the winner after the competition is over?

) If human beings evolved from monkeys, why is it that there still are monkeys?

) Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets during the second World War?

) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, then, duck when the empty gun is thrown at him.

) Why do banks charge a commission when you go into debt even though they know that there is no money in that account?

) Why do people go back again and again to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat will appear there?

) Why do people move their vacuum cleaner over a thin thread lying on the floor, bend down, pick it up, examine it, and then, place it on the floor again and move the vacuum over it again?

) Why do people believe it when they are told that there are more than four billion stars, but when they see a sign that says wet paint, they have to touch and check?

) Why does a plastic bag not open at the end where you first try to open it?

) Why do you never hear jokes about father in laws?

) Why are there dead insects inside enclosed electric lamps?

) Why is it that in winter we try and keep the house as warm as it was during the summer when back in the summer we hated the heat?

) Why is it that every time you try and catch something that is about to fall off the table, you always hit something else and drop that instead?

Conclusion: Life has many oddities and conundrums: some funny, some less. I have mentioned but a few. Think of more? Send them to me.